Weekly Rant: 1/31/2010- And U and ur fuckin Website

[jiggyjaguar]

{If your not intro drama or BS about my life, Please move on}

I did not want to name the column that either, Believe me it's not proper English to start a column that way. However this past week I created and stirred up some drama in the my hometown of McPherson Kansas. I get the point sometimes, when I see that my little exsistance of lifting big heavyweights and doing my little cable access show get boring, I got to get to Mac town{Slang term for McPherson} to check in and enjoy it all in Mac. Believe me I am their biggest star besides me and Lucky Kidd from KSKU in Hutchinson Kansas.

Now once I got done living a interesting night in McPherson, I came back to Salina. I ended up getting several texts and e-mails and calls from my pal Kristy Harter{Menke} in Mac. Now I am not about to throw her under the bus. I am trying to get away from that, however let's back up here. Making reference to the title of this column. I back in High school found the magical power of the internet. I created web pages and websites. I used to bury and talk shit on everyone I could think of at School. They all saw the site, and I loved it. One my legendary feuds was with the McPherson High School wrestling team. As most people know, we used to stage fights in my grandmothers backyard and I would challenge anyone to show up and fight me. I was not the biggest or the baddest but I knew kickboxing and Brazilian Jiu Jitsu from was whipping all the punks and bully's and big street fighter guys. Eventually I called out the wrestling team, online and in person. I wanted to face off with the whole team and even the coach. Eventually all I would get is Jr. Varsity guys and once even had the captain of the team{4 time state champion} watch one of the matches. I never could get them in the “ring” with me, I began to call out the coach. I never saw him either and it died. However I always start trouble or drama with my website.

Now back to the story, I ended up coming down to McPherson on Sunday with my camera guy Ninja Larry and Jared Base and my pal Anne. We hung out at the ol' Nasbar/City Limits for some Karaoke I ended up meeting up with someone who lived with me, it's debatable if we ever dated. However she spent most of the evening slamming me. She had verbal jab, after verbal jab. She did to me while sitting at the table and she even began to do it on Microphone in the bar while I sang or while she sang. Eventually closing time came, she kept hinting around all night, she was hungry and wanted to go to IHOP. I said, hey it ain't gonna happen, I had no cash and no one else did either. She after some poking and prodding got Jared to let her tag along to Hutchinson.

I sat in the backseat next to her and Larry and between listening to Larry run his mouth about whatever, I had her in the other ear jabbing more insults at me. Eventually we got to IHOP and she kicked it up a notch. I could not get in a word edgewise, Eventually she started jabbing at me with a dinner knife, I jabbed back with a fork. We finally I thought had called a truce, which did not last too long, because on the way home, she would try to pull me close{I thought here we go make out time...ha ha I was fucking wrong} Nope more jabs at me and insults. Eventually we drop her back at her car in McPherson and she had me escort her to her car, I thought wow, I may get an apology. She told me that I had deserved all this and that she respected me for taking it like a man. She said she would text me later and I never heard from her again.

What follows is GREAT drama, I told my friend Kristy the next day, what I just told you. Eventually somehow this and a blown up version of this got out. I then began to get odd text messages from people the next day. I figured why tell the 4 people who kept texting but would never reveal who they were, One told me they would keep it private between me and them. Right, like that one was gonna happen. Eventually I told them I would post something on my website about it. Hell before I even got done setting the phone down from that text, I get angry texts from people saying, They saw it on my website. Keep in mind I sent this text at 9:39am this morning....and within 2:06 of the afternoon I am writing this column. I get texts at 1:24pm blaming this very website and person for posting it on a website?

Now 1st off that is great time, I love it. I actually don't love it, I sit back and try to love it and then I think about loving it and then I give up, because I love it. However let's get back to the point, a little inside baseball here. On Sundays, I post my blogs for the week on Jiggyjaguar.com
Blogger will then post something new everyday, I do not have time to blog once a day, between being in the gym, working on my cable access program, sending out resumes to radio stations for jobs and contacting bands to have on the TV show. I do not have the time to post everyday....So when someone blames my website. They must blame the site on Sunday or the days before. Something else if you take a gander{Wow, how old is that term}. Jiggyjaguar Dot Com has today up, Videos from Ross's YouTube page. My my-space blog has up my column I wrote on Sunday that is not available on Jiggy Jaguar Dot Com till Wed. So their you go, a little inside baseball for ya...

Finally let's sum this up by saying, I love McPherson. It's great to go there and hang out. A lot times it's great place for fodder I feel like such a celebrity whenever I do something and I tell the right people they get it out quicker than TMZ. Plus then everyone is talking about me, my close friend in Salina, she today heard about all this and called me a “Drama Queen”. Another person I know mentioned to me that the reason days and months after is once I go down there and this always happens. It's great because they have nothing better to do than talk about me. A good friend of mine's mother told me one time, “If people are talking about you, they are leaving someone else alone.” So to that “someone else” I need a thank you because they be talking about me, again.

Jiggy Jaguar
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