Weekly Rant: 12/7/2008-The rumor mill

[jiggyjaguar]

This week we could talk about all sorts of things, those Pirates..Then you have the issue with MMA and Dana White, then WWE and all the hub bub over Sly's bro wrestling on CMT. However let's talk about the rumor mill. I know for a fact a lot of people read my rants who reside in my adopted hometown of Hutchinson Kansas and my original home town of McPherson Kansas. I recently began dating a woman who a lot of people like but these same people do not like me. The whirlwind this week called my life.

One thing about me is there is no in between, think about this...I am either liked by millions or I am hated by the millions. Well, this week I celebrated my anniversary to the liar and the cheat. Otherwise known as my ex wife Jamie Darrah Lowe. I had some issues with her and a member of her family. I went down to McPherson Kansas on Sunday and saw my ex brother in law, JJ. Who when he lived with me and Jamie. I used to hand him his ass on a regular schedule, however I needed to sew up that end. I surprised him by having him come up to the “City Limits” stage and do a song with me. Then afterward, I said my peace and let him say his and we cleared the air and it went well. Now I can go to my grave knowing one less person hates my guts.

The next thing I learned, after several months of hearing from my wife on myspace.com and knowing that she did not have a phone and could only communicate with me like she was 14 on myspace. Wait, she was a liar because everyone had her phone number in McPherson Kansas and then finding that she text ed JJ and told him it was our 2 year anniv. I also find out she has been lying, which I could tell I just had been putting it off for months thinking, in my hopeless romantic and fairytale way that we could get back together and make it work. I know knew that I had no shot at ever getting back with her. However now I knew that all she was just was a meth fueled, psycho bitch who lied more than a left or right side of the fence politician.

I then ended up getting a phone number from a friend of mine who I wanted to date for a million years. I did get the number and began to do as they say”put my thing down”. Before I knew it, I was at the gas station, making out with said person. Then I ended up getting into a text relationship with said person. I went back to Mac on Monday night and saw her and we ended up staying up all evening{talking...you twisted, sick freaks}. Then we got to talking and I came back to Salina, on Tuesday evening and everything was fine. I was so in {love..crap I said it!}. I ended up skipping out on all my scheduled interviews,etc. On Wed. morning I went to Mac to see my girl and she was moving in some where. However I then went to Hutchinson and had lunch with my good friend, Chris. I ended up coming back to Salina to work, and then the bottom fell out of the world.

I got back to work and my general manger at the station told me he had been sent on his way by the higher ups. Well, first off that is a whole another column, out of respect to what he has done I will let that stay till next week's column, however my good friend and former boss did not deserve this treatment and it shows that people from other ventures do not belong in the radio biz and need to pack it in themselves. However I then get a text from my girl and she needed to move again, so what took place next, was myself and her got everything in order and moved to Salina. This is how rumors got started.

We ended up here in Salina, but before we moved here, most of her so “called good friends” turned on her to move in with me. Now the rumor mill and the whole Hutchinson/McPherson connection, I had such people as my good friend, Dutch try to start some crap and then we had some of her good friends from the bar start issues. Now I will have to say this to you people, in the most ass hole type of way I can, “If you mother fuckers did not want her moving in with the dirty..weird,crazy, odd Satan of a man that I am.” You should have given her a place to live. However let's get back to the rumor mill.

I love when the rumor mill gets going and everyone has a take on things, this is one reason why when I lived in Mac and Hutchinson, I was smoking all you mothers in the gym and in the ring, you all spent way too much time on the rumor mill, I as I told my good friends, “Robsobi” and “The 1st Knight, the Putz slayer”. I do not get involved in the rumor mill, because I had shrugs to do at 5am at the gym.
I love how the rumor mill gets people so hot and bothered, I can say that 78% of my relationships have ended due to the rumor mill, either gym partners,lovers,,marriages..oh wait{she was a meth up psycho..sorry},etc. All due to the rumor mill and guess what that is why I have been dubbed media boy. You see I do nothing but media in Salina, I edit and produce my TV program and I also produce and host my syndicated Internet talk program plus operate my net station KJAG and work for 92.7/95.5/101.7 here in Salina. The only time you will hear “hold court” is if I am involved in those projects.

Finally let's end this column this week, by tossing some people under the bus. When I was in a relationship with Wendy White, she went off and slept with my 2 best friends{separate in the same evening.} Thus causing issues with them and me, well she was a whore and they were horny. Then we had the issue with Steve Rice and some of the other randoms DB's from Mac giving me info about my 2 training partners and thus breaking up the most successful training camps in the history of combat sports in this area.{Yeah all the other schools and such will laugh but the energy and the desire and the commitment to the cause we had to rule the earth, is not half of what these other camps and schools wished they could have been.} Then we have my friend and well hobbit friend, geez, where do I start there, I do not need to drag Dutch's skeletons out of the closet, we will just say the list of crap we have done and pulled on each other in public and private could fill flip your wig.{guess what a lot of you readers have one, too.} The people of Mac, there are some that of you love, like family and then there are others who have less since than most of the shit I have on the bottom of my shoe.

Jiggy Jaguar
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