Weekly Rant: 2/12/07-“To hell and back to take it back”

[jiggyjaguar]

I recently took a break from broadcasting and doing my usual life for about 5 days and to most of my close friends they knew where I was. For the rest of you, I was in treatment for a recent attempt I had on my life and also what I was planning on doing to someone else. I was planning on killing him, I am usually full of shit on and off the air. However I did one thing when I had a death in my family I wrote about it, so once again I am writing about a major issue with you folks in mind. I never hide anything from my friends and my listeners. I have always prided myself on this and that is what I am doing here this week in the rant.

What led up to all this, let's look at what happened I was tossed out of out my grandma's house by my uncle and lied to by this man. I had marriage issues to deal with and issues with my mother and training for fights and my education and everything else, such as problems with my former scum ball friends from the Salt city. So what happened was on Wednesday February 8th, I had issues to deal with and then I picked up my step kids from school and was told some horrid things by my 8 year old cousin who had these things put in his head by my uncle Rodger Bahre. Then I get a call from my uncle's wife/ex wife live in girlfriend{whatever she is} to attend my cousin's TKD belt testing on Saturday then the phone was passed to my uncle and he began to drill me for information about my mother and I hung up and was pissed. Things went from bad to worse and finally about 10pm I thought of ending my life. I walked from 81 bypass where I was living to the McPherson graveyard to see my Grandmother's grave. I intended to freeze to death but then walking around I thought I needed to kill my uncle. So I ripped a huge tree limb off a tree and carried it on my shoulders across town with the intent to kick his door in and stab him in the chest with the limb. Well I left a note telling my mother and wife goodbye. They called the cops and the cops found me half way to my uncle's house. {This is funny here}, the policeman stopped me and asked me what I was doing I replied with, “Well officer I am on my way to shove this huge limb into my uncle's chest.” He replied, “I can't let you do that”..I replied with, “Well then your gonna have to shoot me.”, I then turned around and walked away and he called for back-up and i kept going. They ended up corning me and I broke down and they put me in cuffs and took me to the hospital and I went to Prairie View mental health hospital in Newton Kansas.

I will write a column in the coming weeks on my stay at PV. However, I wanted to die due to all my stress. I did not believe that anyone gave a shit about me out there, I thought I had no real friends. However my wife and my mother went and woke up the whole town of McPherson and made sure they could find me. People like Curtis{The world famous Undeafted and Undisputed Pajama Man} assembled a posse. My boy Dutch was concerned and tried to calm my wife down. Bill Eddy and his ride went looking for me. The list goes on and on, while in the hospital, a lot of good friends came to visit. The news that cheered me up the most was when I found out at Box-A-Buddy my close pal Dennis made a tribute to me along with my close long time personal friend, “Cardio” Mike mentioned me. {All in front of one of my former friends and this big dork had to listen to people sing my praises after him and his goof ball partner made fun of me and tore me down verbally for years to make themselves feel better.} Then Dennis went out and whooped the shit out of “instant Retard”, You know instant coffee. Whenever Jeaves enters a room, you know instantly he's a retard, You know instant retard. However Dennis put up a war but was forced to withdraw due to cardio burnout and Jeaves got the “Win” in the fight.

My future plans include resuming training for my next Box-A-Buddy fight and I competing as soon as possible in a fight against “The Emporer”. I used to whack him around in sparring and I would love to totally lose it all in a box-a-buddy and beat him into a coma. Another one of my future plans is to this fall move to the great city of Salina Kansas with my lovely wife and 2 awesome step kids Keith and Mathew{Mathew is the shit, this little dude is so cute}Go to Kansas Wesley University and do my internship and of course hook up with my main man{Who also called me in the hospital}The Shattner. I am also hoping to put that blasted, TV show on the air. Another one of my plans is to begin back doing the rant once a week along with the audio commentary Haske Hoochie Skadamoochie. Plus resuming the “Bigg show”. Which in coming weeks I plan on having my buddy “Big” John McCarthy and Flex Wheeler on the program. We are also working on an interview with the 2006 Mr. O{yes I will admit that..ha ha} Jay Cutler.

Finally, I do know that people love me and care for me and I do know it is wrong for me to get some pissed and have such a hate for someone that I want to kill them. However when I fight “The Robsobi” in Box-A-Buddy, I sure hope he went out and did a lot of sparring and neck work. Because if he thought he used to get concussion's when we sparred. Fighting me will be a hell of a lot worse and I know this man can't beat me. Hell if a roided up pissed off powerlifting 7-up driver could not take me. Rob will not even get out of the ring on his feet.

-The Jiggy Jaguar-

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The Jiggy Jaguar Show can be heard Monday Nights on Kjagradio.com

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SIDENOTE: I plan on returning to the radio show and all the material with the show{column,commentary,etc.} on Sunday Feb. 25th with a live program on Blogtalkradio.com and SRN 1 and we will be coming back with our Wildbunch shows in March 2007.